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Wednesday
Nov022011

Star Wars Wednesday - Stare Wars

So, a random typo and a busy, stressed out week produced this*:

Stare Wars

Darth Vader vs. Ben Kenobi

Ben: If you stare me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Luke vs. Han

Luke: I can't see a thing in this helmet.

Ben vs Luke

Ben: Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.

Chewbacca vs C-3P0

Han: Droids don't pull people's eyes out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.

Greedo vs. Han

Han: FX: Blam!

Darth Vader vs. Admiral Motti

Vader: I find your lack of staring disturbing.

Luke vs. Emperor

Emperor: Stare me down with all of your hatred!

Yoda vs. Luke

Yoda: ::eyes closed::

Jawa vs. Ewok

Utinnii! Yub Nub! Stalemate!

Jawa vs. Ewok (Blu-Ray edition)

Ewok: [What do you mean, we blink now?! ]

 

*I'd be surprised if it hasn't been done elsewhere, probably better.

 

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